You know what it is H-Town..

The CHIZZLENATOR is in the building giving you the happs...RAW and UNCUT..

Get your cell phone and inbox ready..tommorrow...Episode #5 of INSIDE THE CLUB featuring R/B Sensation SUNSHINE ANDERSON...[CLICK HERE] to view the pics on INDMIX.

(BIG C, C.C. from the watercooler, SUNSHINE ANDERSON and SMOO G)

Real talk it is a HOUSTON RENAY'SSANCE going on..LIVE ENTERTAINMENT is definitely making a REAL COMEBACK..The GATSBY was OFF THE CHAIN...and the RED CAT is doing it's thang too...On Tuesday you got options now people...USE EM..(yo...we gonna REALLY SHOW HOW IT GOES DOWN)

As always...here are some tibits from around the web and The WATERCOOLER

- SUNSHINE ANDERSON'S NEW ALBUM is FIRE...COP THAT.
- LOST, DIVA and MS.KAT (from the COOLER) doing it big in the ISLANDS...
- "SAME CURL" Spoof by Kennan Smith (of Kennan and Kel)
- DAME DASH is broke??? What the H*LL...
- 50 CENT is OFF THE CHAIN...FOR REAL
- XXL Editor hates on Houston HIP-HOP
- Eddie Murphy about to put the smackdown "down" on his new baby mama!

THURSDAY

VENUE (719 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - STILL POPPIN...

EPIC (3030 TRAVIS/MIDTOWN) - Steadily becoming #1 on THURSDAYS...

FRIDAY.

IDENTITY BAR (5959 Richmond/THE STRIP) - DELEON/REMARKABLE...HAPPY HOUR...SOUTHWEST HOUSTON...HELL YESSSSSSSS

MYLES J (4304 MIDLANE/GALLERIA) - HAPPY HOUR X 1,000,0000...STILL HOT

GATSBY (RICE VILLAGE) - ....EVERYONE FREE TIL 11pm.

LIBRA LOUNGE (4804 ALMEDA/3RD WARD) - KIM J. AND THE CREW always holds it down

MILAN (809 CONGRESS/DOWNTOWN) - 2 OPEN BARS....YEP

SHADOW BAR (213 MILAM) - EVERYONE FREE til 11pm...FREE DRINKS TOO

VAULT (723 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - MC KANE B-DAY...BASH...BANANAS...

SATURDAY

"THE PAYBACK"
featuring SOULJA BOY "CRANK THAT SUPERMAN" and EDDIE CAIN

hosted by JAY MACK (97.9 THE BOX)

[CLICK HERE] to get your DC2C PASS for DISCOUNTED ADMISSION

VENECIAN (414D Sam Houston Parkway/Nortside)
IS THE #1 SPOT ON THE NORTHSIDE
VEGAS NIGHTS

- FREE DRINKS til 10pm
- DOWNTOWN styled Venue
- DRESS CODE
- The cats that brought TREND FRIDAYS at SHADOW BAR

COTTON EXCHANGE - The TRUTH ON SATURDAYS...LADIES FREE til 11pm

VAULT (723 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - BEST OF BOTH WORLDS...NEED I SAY MORE

GLO (502 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - GUARANTEED TO BE PACKED

OFFICE (510 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - ORIENTATION is like a NO-BRAINER..every weekend

SUNDAY

ICE AGE (Midtown) - CHEAP ASS DRINKS and MIKE JONES GOT $5 ON IT

SHADOW BAR (213 MILAM/DOWNTOWN) - 6pm...POETRY..SPOKEN WORD and OPEN BAR...YEP!

SCOTT GERTNER'S SPORTS BAR (RICHMOND/FOUNTAINVIEW) - THE ULTIMATE PARTY ON THE PATIO

PLAN B (UPTOWN PARK) - IT's **STILL** REALLY SHOULD BE CALLED "PLAN-A". BEST WOMEN TO MEN RATIO. PERIOD.

MONDAY

CABO'S (DOWNTOWN) - NO COVER...HI-C...WHY NOT?

TUESDAY

GATSBY (RICE VILLAGE) - LIVE ENTERTAINMENT....The COKE of Tuesdays

RED CAT JAZZ CAFE (DOWNTOWN) - LIVE ENTERTAINMENT...PEPSI of Tuesdays

OFFICE (510 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - ART OF PARTYING...need I say more..

WEDNESDAY

BUTTERFLY LOUNGE (902 Capitol at MAIN) - NEW SPOT. HOTTTTTTTTTTT

ROXY (5351 W.ALABAMA/GALLERIA) - THE 800 POUND GORILLA...A BIT HOOD...BUT MOS

DEFINITELY "OFFICIAL" IN TERMS OF ENERGY AND MUSIC (courtesy of MC QUA and HI-C)

THEMS THE HAPPS HOUSTON...BE SAFE THIS WEEKEND...:)