HOUSTON...T-E-X-A-S...WHAT THE BIDNESS...

THE CHIZZLENATOR CHECKIN IN WITH ANOTHER ROUND
OF HAPPS,SNAPS AND CLAPS BABY!

MANYE...THE VIDEO EDITION OF "THE CHIZZLE REPORT" IS ON HIATUS THIS WEEK..SORRY...

Y'ALL...I AM JUST ONE DUDE...150% OF MY FOCUS HAS BEEN ON LAUNCHING DC2C DALLAS...YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YA BOY BIG CHAD IS BRINGING THAT URBANTHANG FLAVOR TO D-TOWN. WE HAVE TEAMED UP WITH
THE Q-NETWORK TO PRODUCE "TREND.FRIDAYS"...(GOT THE INSIPIRATION FROM THE FOLKS AT THE SHADOW BAR...YOU SAW
INSIDE THE CLUB LAST WEEK..YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES..DOWN..)

SPEAKING OF DC2C TV...YA BOY GOT A CALL FROM MTV....THEY LOVED THE CONCEPT (SYNDICATING LOCAL HAPPS TO CELL PHONES) AND WANT TO SEE MORE...THE HATERS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS...

ANYWHO..PENNY DRINKS AND NO COVER WITH YOUR DC2C PASS...CHEAH...CHECK OUT THE SITE...OR [CLICK HERE] TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO AD...WE DOING IT BIG Y'ALL...(IF YOU GOT DALLAS PEEPS..PASS THE WORD..

BTW DC2C ATLANTA, AUSTIN AND D.C. ARE IN THE PIZZIPE...WATCH YA WATCH!!!

AIGHT..BEFORE I START THE MADNESS LETS REVIEW SOME TIDBITS FROM AROUND THE WEB AND SOME CRAZINESS (AS USUAL) FROM THE FOOLS FROM THE WATERCOOLER...

- DEELISHIS NEW VIDEO "RUMPSHACKER"....MAYNE WHOLE UP...

- PIMP C SPEAKS FROM THE HEART (LIVE ON ATLANTA RADIO)

- BEYONCE BUSTS HER A*S BUT STILL SHINES LIKE A STAR

- JILL SCOTT'S NEW JAM ABOUT HATERS IS FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- UNNAMED WHITE ACTRESS SAYS "TOO MANY BLACKS IN THE CLUB"

FOR MORE NEWS, GOSSIP AND EVERYTHANG IN BETWEEN...HIT THE WATERCOOLER UP!

THURSDAY
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VENUE (719 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - RUSS CORLEY IS GETTING DOWN WITH DC2C Y'ALL...EVERYONE IN FREE TIL 11pm. HOW? JUST DC2C FOR UPGRADE THURSDAY BY CALLING 713-568-1428 YEAH PIMPIN...IT's REALLY THAT SIMPLE..:) THIS WEEK...ON TAP..IS THE BIGGEST LEO KICKOFF BASH IN THE CITY..ALL LEOS FREE TIL MIDNIGHT...AND SPECIAL GUEST HOSTESSES...FROM NICK CANNON'S WILDIN OUT...UMMM HMMM GOOD...

EPIC (3030 TRAVIS/MIDTOWN) - BIZ MARKIE vs HI-C **LIVE**...NUFF SAID...

HEAT (511 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - FREE FREE FREE...YES SIRRRRRRRRRRR

FRIDAY
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*SLEEPER/DARKHORSE SPOTS = KONA GRILL GOT 2 HAPPY HOURS AND BOTH BE "PACKED"

IDENTITY BAR (5959 Richmond/THE STRIP) - DELEON (1/2 OF MAX'S FRIDAY HAPPY HOUR ON WESTHEIMER/GESSNER) iS ROCKING WITH
DJ REMARKABLE...FOOD ON THE PATIO...KAROAKE...YOU ALREADY KNOW...IT'S ABOUT TO POP OFF ON RICHMOND!

MYLES J (4304 MIDLANE/GALLERIA) - HAPPY HOUR X 1,000,0000...STILL HOT

GATSBY (RICE VILLAGE) - STATE REP BORIS MILES AND NBA GUARD DAMON JONES...HOSTING...DEF A GROWN AND SEXY AFFAIR...

LIBRA LOUNGE (4804 ALMEDA/3RD WARD) - KIM J. AND THE CREW + 3rd WARD'S FINEST!

GLO (505 Main) - IF YOU MISSED LAST WEEK...DON't WORRY MC QUA ROCKS THE MIC THIS WEEK..GOOD LOOK!

MILAN (809 CONGRESS/DOWNTOWN) - THEY GOING BACK TO BASICS...WITH HI-C CELBRITY B-DAY BASH..EVERYONE FREE TIL 11pm...WITH A REAL OPEN BAR (ANY DRINK YOU WANT) ALL THE WAY UNTIL MIDNIGHT...HI-C CERTIFIED Y'ALL

VAULT (723 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - THE MOFO ULTIMATE LADIES NIGHT..
THEY IN FREE...DRINK FREE (til 2am)...WOWSERS

OFFICE (310 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - Ladies FREE til 12am. ROB G...you can't go wrong

SHADOWBAR (213 MILAM/DOWNTOWN) - They still hot y'all...ladies Free til 11p

SATURDAY
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VENECIAN (414D Sam Houston Parkway/Nortside) I TOLD Y'ALL THE VENECIAN WOULD BE OFF THE MOFO HOOK...[CLICK HERE] FOR THE PICS...

- .97 CENT DRINKS
- .97 CENT COVER (until 12am)
- DOWNTOWN styled Venue
- DRESS CODE
- The cats that brought TREND FRIDAYS at SHADOW BAR

Er ra hmmmmmmm....BE THERE...HOW? DC2C of course 713-568-7180 or
[ CLICK HERE ] for all the details.

COTTON EXCHANGE (202 TRAVIS/DOWNTOWN) - ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WOMEN IN THE HOUSTON ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY IS HAVING HER B-DAY BASH...[CLICK HERE]

GLO (502 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - LINE DOWN THE BLOCK...GLO IS A SATURDAY STAPLE..

OFFICE (510 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - ORIENTATION is like a NO-BRAINER..every weekend

HUSH (15625 KATHY FREEWAY/PARK TEN EXIT) - PART II OF THE LEO WEEKEND..LAST WEEK WITH SHAQ WAS BANANAS...

SUNDAY
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SHADOW BAR (213 MILAM/DOWNTOWN) - 6pm...POETRY..SPOKEN WORD and OPEN BAR...YEP!

SCOTT GERTNER'S SPORTS BAR (RICHMOND/FOUNTAINVIEW) - YO CATCH YA BOY B.CHIZZLE SUNDAY AS I WILL BE FILMING EPISODE #3
of INSIDE THE CLUB...HOLLA BACK..

PLAN B (UPTOWN PARK) - (PART II OF FILMING..SURE TO BE A GOOOOOOD LOOK) IT's **STILL** REALLY SHOULD BE CALLED "PLAN-A". BEST WOMEN TO MEN RATIO. PERIOD.

MONDAY
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LIBRA LOUNGE (4804 ALMEDA/3RD WARD) - THE SOUL REBELS BAND...OFF THE CHAIN..THE RED BEANS..DELICIOUS AND FREE...STOP PLAYIN...YOU KNOW HOW HARD MONDAYS ARE...TREAT YOURSELF DON'T CHEAT YOURSELF...

TUESDAY
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GATSBY (RICE VILLAGE) - LIVE ENTERTAINMENT....The COKE of Tuesdays

RED CAT JAZZ CAFE (DOWNTOWN) - LIVE ENTERTAINMENT...PEPSI of Tuesdays

OFFICE (510 MAIN/DOWNTOWN) - ART OF PARTYING...need I say more..

WEDNESDAY
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ROXY (5351 W.ALABAMA/GALLERIA) - THE 800 POUND GORILLA...A BIT HOOD...BUT MOS DEFINITELY "OFFICIAL" IN TERMS OF ENERGY AND MUSIC (courtesy of MC QUA and HI-C)

I, BIG CHAD BEING OF SOUND MIND AND SOMEWHAT BODY WILL REFRAIN THIS WEEK FROM MAKING ANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT WANNA BE PROMOTERS...

ALL I WILL SAY IS THE FOLLOWING.....LOL

1) GO TO INDMIX

2) CLICK ON URBAN NIGHTLIFE

3) SCAN DOWN THE PAGE

4) FIND FLYERS THAT HAVE NAMES YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE (BO BO ENTERTAINMENT..etc..)

5) ASK YOU FRIENDS DO THEY KNOW "DEM CATS"...9 out 10 will say "NO" and have they EVER GIVEN A HOT EVENT...HELL NAW...

6) DON'T WASTE YOUR GAS...OR YA TIME PIMPIN...THEY JUST PLAYING PROMOTERS ON TV...JUST CAUSE YOU ARE A SAAVY AND INTELLIGENT PERSON...THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A REAL PROMOTER...(NEW CATS THAT COME IN AND PROVE THEMSELVES..I GIVE EM PROPS...A.E...BLU FLAME..etc...but some of these other groups...are living in a dream world...LOL)

POINT MADE....WE NEED MORE QUALITY vs QUANTITY IN HOUSTON NIGHTLIFE...YA DIG?

THINK I AM HATING...

...CHECK MY RESUME HOMIE...

...3000 PEOPLE IN ONE BUILDING WITHOUT 1 FLYER..H*LL...ASK ANYONE IN HOUSTON IF THEY EVER SEEN ME PASSING OUT A FLYER...LOL

...5 CLUBS AT ONE TIME....(MAXS, SHACKS (NORTH/SOUTH), ROXY,
T-TOWN..LOL)

...LAUNCHED MY OWN MASTERCARD...

...NOW I MOVED ON AND PUTTIN VIDEO ON CELL PHONES....

....GET YOUR GAME UP AND HOLLA BACK HOMIE...LEARN THE GAME BEFORE YOU JUMP IN...

O SPECIAL SHOT TO NNETE TE TE...HAPPY BELATED B-DAY MA...

I AM OUT HOUSTON...SEE YA NEXT WEEK...:)